1. Swingers
Congratulations to all the brave men and women who competed in the city on Sunday. I am of course referring to everyone who spent the day mastering Tiger Woods PGA Tour 07.
2. Well done
If I had enough space, I’d give every marathoner a shoutout. I couldn’t run that hard if the Hilton sisters were chasing me.
3. Err time
Really, again, this Madonna adoption is setting a shining example for the international community. This one is definitely not making it into Angelina Jolie’s newsletter.
4. Oh-way-oh
Diddy launches into a cover of “Walk Like An Egyptian.”
5. Bold prediction
I enjoyed “The Departed” so much that I can guarantee Martin Scorsese’s already practicing his reaction when he gets screwed over at the Oscars.
6. Old hat
Meanwhile, Harrison Ford says he’s confident he can “bring the same physical action” to the next Indiana Jones movie. And we’re confident that Spielberg’s sound team can edit out the sound of his bones grinding together.
7. Best buds
Singer George Michael reportedly praised marijuana in a British TV interview. Sure enough, it’s been keeping his name in the headlines a decade after his last good song.
8. Smoking ace
A Fraggle Rock movie just got the green light to start production. George Michael has been asked to be a technical adviser.
9. In due time
CBS has ordered a full season of “Shark.” And later this winter, “CSI: Miami” is going to jump it.
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LEBERSOLE@TRIBUNE.COM
