1. Whew
Doesn’t it just feel like the world’s a better place now that there’s no Britney-Kevin sex tape?
2. Three’s company
France’s culture minister has banned minors from seeing “Saw III.” If French teens want to see brutal torture onscreen they’ll have to settle for “The Santa Clause 3.”
3. Multiple choice
Lifetime plans to launch a new show called “Gay, Straight or Taken?” Viewers plan to roll their eyes, change the channel or break into dry heaves.
4. Revelations
The sad news is that the most significant moment of Tuesday’s American Music Awards came when we found out Gwen Stefani is only a half-step up the musical ladder from Paris Hilton.
5. Rapid fire
On the bright side, as experiences go, few things top a Sean Paul acceptance speech.
6. Echo effect
A government official in the Maldives has confirmed that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes arrived for their honeymoon, which means that in about six hours we’ll be hearing the screaming.
7. Quiz!
There are at least 48 fashion mistakes in Flavor Flav’s red carpet outfit. Can you spot them all?
8. Something to do
So, if I have this right, David Blaine’s latest feat is to escape from a gyroscope. A hanging gyroscope. … Is he just hard-up for things to do at this point?
9. Reunited
Sharon Stone, Demi Moore and Lindsay Lohan co-star in the new drama “Bobby.” It’s their first time together since the last issue of Star magazine.
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