The Bulls announce their starters and Ben Wallace comes out–without a headband. In lesser news, they played an NBA game here Tuesday.
2. Heady Eddy
Oh, but what’s this? Eddy Curry had a headband on! So that’s why he’s no longer a Bull. I thought it was because he’s a bum.
3. Mad cows
Those digital Bulls that run through the city before the Bulls broadcast looked really menacing. What’s their beef?
4. Tea formation
Here’s Brian Urlacher having a tea party with Deion Sanders.
I don’t even want an explanation. Go to seehowtheylive.com to see more.
5. “Biel Or No Biel”
Derek Jeter, you are my new wing man.
6. Welcome … fools
Going after head case J.D. Drew. Ponying up $51 million just to bid on an unproven pitcher from Japan. Trying to trade Manny. Introducing your Chicago Red Sox.
7. He’s a Warrior
Don Nelson could get his 1,200th victory on Wednesday. Whoa. Nellie.
8. As the saying goes
If you think Mark McGwire’s Hall of Fame bid is polarizing, that’s just the tip of the needle.
9. The real dealers
Leave it to modern trainers to jeopardize the Hall of Fame’s cred, but raise its street value.
FIVE THINGS …
Ways to test for the Baseball Hall of Fame:
– Break open busts, look for contraband.
– Go “CSI” on all of Sammy Sosa’s gear.
– Mandatory tests for these wacky voters.
– Wear a wire in the locker room.
– Fool offenders with phony “Steroid Wing.”
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