1. Talk central
All this Rosie-Donald feud is missing is a catchy name. “The Ego Bowl”? “Battle of the Windbags”? Help me out here.
2. The skinny
Lara Flynn Boyle was married last week. In other Stick Figure news, check out Five on Five in RedEye sports.
3. Highway robbery
I find it interesting that Entertainment Weekly picks the cast of “Grey’s Anatomy” as its Entertainers of the Year and at the same time ignores the blistering love triangles on Animal Planet.
4. We’ve got a runner
Tomorrow’s headline at the Cinnamon Toast Crunch factory: “Chefs post $10,000 reward for fugitives’ capture.”
5. Worth it?
Goldman Sachs gave its CEO a $53.4 million bonus, or what he would’ve received if he’d won the Nobel Peace Prize about 36 times. Take a minute and let that sink in.
6. Doomsday
Billboard reports that the Black Eyed Peas’ next album is “almost finished.” Not by coincidence, so are the rest of us.
7. Redneck casual
Kevin Federline will wrestle the WWE champion New Year’s Day. It’s actually kind of nice that he found another profession that lets him wear wife-beaters.
8. Gee thanks
In an interview with Cosmopolitan magazine, Carmen Electra warns against rushing into marriage. Can’t wait for Cosmo’s next revelatory piece: “Nicole Richie says driving the wrong way down a one-way street can be risky.”
9. What a waste
China Central Television has banned reports about celebrities’ private lives, Variety reports. Yeah, who’d waste time talking about that five days a week?
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