I don’t know if that Internet photo going around is really Rex Grossman partying it up, I just know I need to start hanging out with Bears quarterbacks.
2. `Fifth’ down?
I know Rex’s passing can drive you to drink, but c’mon …
3. You, me and WWE
I hear Chicago wants to impress the Olympic stuffed-shirts with a wrestling exhibition. Great idea. You guys get Trish Stratus, I’ll get the pudding.
4. Mark it down
Speaking of 2016, how’s Mark McGwire’s Hall of Fame campaign?
5. Kidd ‘n’ fray
When I heard an NBA player claimed his very petite wife hits him, I thought Eva
Longoria turned her inner Gabrielle loose on Tony Parker.
6. And that ain’t good
I don’t want to get in the middle of Jason and Joumana’s dispute. I just know every time I hear her name, I get the urge to rent “Juwanna Mann.”
7. The usual suspect
Someone placed a sign by Halas Hall that read “Play Angry.” Authorities have held Bag Boy as a “person of interest.”
8. Focus on priorities
Rex said he regrets making comments about not being prepared.
I’d rather he regret the actual not-beingprepared part.
9. The usual suspect II
The Bulls committed 19 turnovers at Washington. Authorities have held Rex as a “person if interest.”
FIVE THINGS …
… solve the Bulls’ road problems
– Hypnosis.
– Add smiley faces to road uniforms.
– Sleep on the team bus after losses.
– Call AAA when offense goes flat.
– Three words: “Holiday Inn Express.”
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