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TODAY’S QUESTIONS
TOPIC 1: MIKE DITKA HOLDS A GRUDGE AGAINST MIKE MCCASKEY. WHAT GRUDGE DOES MCCASKEY HOLD?
Jimmy Greenfield: His Mommy fired him.
Wah, wah, wah.
Phillip Thompson: He holds a grudge against irrelevance, his constant companion.
Leo Ebersole: Clearly the man’s holding a grudge against the cheerleading community.
Adam Caldarelli: Whatever it is, I hope it really hurts.
Bag Boy: He’s jealous of Ditka because Papa Bear really did like him best.
TOPIC 2: REX GROSSMAN SAYS HE’S STUDYING REALLY HARD. WHAT CLASS SHOULD HE BE TAKING?
Jimmy Greenfield: “Advanced Not Sucking”
Phillip Thompson: “Rex Education: Knowing Yourself Intimately”
Leo Ebersole: “Keeping The Saints’ Offense Off The Field 101”
Adam Caldarelli: “Quarterback Ratings 158.2”
Bag Boy: “Fundamentals Of Turning Your Game Around 180”
TOPIC 3: WHO GOT THE BETTER DEAL IN THE PACERS-WARRIORS TRADE?
Jimmy Greenfield: Me, for not caring about it.
Phillip Thompson: Any team called the Warriors can use a man like Stephen Jackson.
Leo Ebersole: Golden State. The Warriors
got two proven starters. The Pacers got a Dukie.
Adam Caldarelli: Um, what sport is this?
Bag Boy: The Bulls, for having nothing to do with either franchise.
TOPIC 4: HOW MUCH DAVID BECKHAM IS TOO MUCH?
Jimmy Greenfield: I tune out at the letter “D.”
Phillip Thompson: The first day I see him visit a broadcast booth, I’m launching the heat-seeking missiles.
Leo Ebersole: We passed the threshold a week ago.
Adam Caldarelli: This much.
Bag Boy: I’m rather fond of Becky, I yam.
TOPIC 5: WHO HERE COULD POSSIBLY JINX THE BEARS?
Jimmy Greenfield: Leo, but only if he finally changes his underwear. One year and counting!
Phillip Thompson: Jimmy, but only if he’s dumb enough to write in caps, “ALL THE PIECES ARE IN PLACE.”
Leo Ebersole: Bag Boy, with his double-reverse negativity.
Adam Caldarelli: Bag Boy, since he’s dressed like a Saints fan.
Bag Boy: I’m not saying, because that could be the jinx. Or saying “jinx” could be the jinx!
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