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Job wanted.
Position: “Human Alarm Clock” for NBA player.
Location: Chicago, but willing to relocate anywhere but Detroit or Toronto.
Experience: I haven’t overslept in two years.
Job history: Unemployed the past two years.
Yearly salary desired: Half of what player makes for one game.
References: My baby’s momma and the old guy at the OTB.
