Mike North of “The Mike North Morning Show” on The Score (670-AM) sits in Wednesdays. Visit us at redeyechicago.com/fiveonfive and sign up to make your own guest appearance.
TODAY’S QUESTIONS
TOPIC 1: WHAT DO YOU THINK LOVIE SMITH’S DOING RIGHT NOW?
Jimmy Greenfield: Brushing his teeth, at least according to my Lovie-Cam.
Phillip Thompson: Deciding with his agent whether he wants an actual arm and a leg from a McCaskey.
Leo Ebersole: Hopefully he’s preparing to enter a much higher tax bracket.
Mike North: Checking more papers to see who picked against Da Bears!
Stick Figure: If he’s in Kansas for the Soup Bowl, he’s probably looking out for volcanoes.
TOPIC 2: WHAT ATHLETE OR COACH WOULD YOU NOMINATE FOR AN OSCAR AND WHY?
Jimmy Greenfield: Reggie Bush, for Dumbest Flip In A Losing Role.
Phillip Thompson: Offensive coordinator Ron Turner for Best Screen Play. C’mon … screen play?
Leo Ebersole: LeBron James for Best Dramatic Performance after not getting a foul call.
Mike North: Ben Wallace, Best Actor for impersonating a center.
Stick Figure: Oh, it’s the Soup-ER Bowl. That doesn’t make any sense.
TOPIC 3: TANK JOHNSON SHOULD PLAY IN THE SUPER BOWL UNDER WHAT CONDITION?
Jimmy Greenfield: Sober.
Phillip Thompson: A Super Bowl restraining order: He keeps the Colts 200 feet from the end zone at all times.
Leo Ebersole: Under the condition that we can’t somehow rebuild Tommie Harris.
Mike North: Ankle bracelet must be worn with an orange jumpsuit.
Stick Figure: Why do I need a ticket for the Soup-ER Bowl? Why can’t I just use a spoon?
TOPIC 4: RECOMMEND A REPLACEMENT FOR BILL PARCELLS.
Jimmy Greenfield: Mike Singletary. Texas guy, deserves a shot, plus the Bears don’t need him anymore.
Phillip Thompson: President Bush. Let’s finally finish off these Cowboys.
Leo Ebersole: Satan. It’s time the people know the truth.
Mike North: Jerry Jones, he must think it’s easy.
Stick Figure: He’s just a squirrel in my world trying to get a nut. Have some, I have plenty more!
TOPIC 5: WITH ALL THE BEARS HYPE, HELP KEEP THE BULLS FROM FEELING NEGLECTED.
Jimmy Greenfield: All right, you can use my wooby.
Phillip Thompson: Remind them that not every championship goes through Miami. … Oh, yeah, the Heat.
Leo Ebersole: You mean the city isn’t abuzz with Pau Gasol trade talk?
Mike North: They want to be neglected right now!
Stick Figure: Go away, WOOBY! AAAGGGHHH!
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