If you’ve got a Super Bowl joke, click on chicagosports.com/bears and send it. Keep it clean. This one comes from Mike S. in Philadelphia.
A Colts fan and a Bears fan collide in a huge accident on the way to Miami. Both cars are a wreck, but both men are unhurt.
“This must be a sign from God that we are meant to be friends,” says the Bears fan. “I agree,” replies the Colts fan.
The Bears fan then returns to the wreckage of his car and finds a bottle of whiskey he had been saving. “Look,” he says to the Colts fan, “this must be another sign from God. We should drink this whiskey to celebrate our friendship and survival.”
He hands the bottle over to the Colts fan, who takes a large gulp before passing it back to the Bears fan, who then returns the bottle to his car.
“Aren’t you having any?” asks the Colts fan. “No,” replies the Bears fan. “I think I’ll wait till the police get here.”
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*Like the fine folks at Esquire, the Tribune cannot guarantee that this joke will be funny to everyone.
