Mike North from “The Mike North Morning Show” on The Score (670-AM) joins us Wednesdays.
TOPIC 1: BOB UECKER’S STALKER WAS KICKED OUT OF MILLER PARK. WHO’S STALKING YOU?
Jimmy Greenfield: Nobody. But plenty of people are zooming me. Stop it!
Phillip Thompson: Bob Uecker. I’m not going to buy “Mr. Belvedere” on DVD, so stop asking!
Leo Ebersole: The putrid stink of Death … or it could be body odor.
Mike North: No one. … Can I call someone?
Bag Boy: Bob Barker. Commie Plinko scum.
TOPIC 2: THE NBA FINED MICHAEL JORDAN FOR TALKING ABOUT KEVIN DURANT, BUT WHAT’S $15K TO MJ?
Jimmy Greenfield: It’s like you or me being fined one cashew.
Phillip Thompson: Probably the amount he lost on Kevin Durant’s last game.
Leo Ebersole: Three holes of golf with Charles Barkley.
Mike North: He’ll never pay it. What are they going to do about it?
Bag Boy: The amount he’s collected in his Kwame Brown Curse Jar.
TOPIC 3: WHAT’S A BETTER NICKNAME FOR L.A. THAN THE CLIPPERS?
Jimmy Greenfield: The Cubs.
Phillip Thompson: Mmm, hmm … looking up their last 10 games … the Slippers.
Leo Ebersole: The Strippers. Hey, do you want Dennis Rodman and Jack Nicholson courtside or not?
Mike North: What’s a Clipper?
Bag Boy: The Fakers. Perfect for La La Land.
TOPIC 4: WHAT KIND OF INJURY COULD AN ATHLETE SUFFER ON ‘DANCING WITH THE STARS’?
Jimmy Greenfield: A sore shoulder. But only if the athlete is Mark Prior or Kerry Wood.
Phillip Thompson: Rotator cuff links.
Leo Ebersole: SRS: Sudden Rhinestone Syndrome.
Mike North: The worst kind of injury: Humiliation.
Bag Boy: Tap toe.
TOPIC 5: WHAT STRATEGY CAN DEPAUL USE AGAINST AIR FORCE?
Jimmy Greenfield: Don’t try the surge. It won’t work.
Phillip Thompson: Switch their shoes to Air Force Ones. Blows their minds.
Leo Ebersole: Make ’em fly JetBlue.
Mike North: The strategy of prayer!
Bag Boy: Change uniforms from royal blue to Navy. Take that, Chairforce!
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