Mike North from “The Mike North Morning Show” on The Score (670-AM) joins us Wednesdays.
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TOPIC 1: did pacman jones get what he deserves?
Jimmy Greenfield: Yes, and Lance Briggs will deserve his self-suspension too.
Phillip Thompson: Not quite. I think he’d take a whole new view of stripping in front of men if he had to do it.
Leo Ebersole: Hit him where it really hurts. Cancel his subscription to the Spice channel.
Mike North: Oh, yeah–hard to rain money when you don’t have any.
Dan Aske: Now he can follow his passion of being interviewed by the police full-time.
TOPIC 2: why is eddy curry better as a knick than a bull?
Jimmy Greenfield: He’s older, wiser and, finally, he’s playing with heart.
Phillip Thompson: Each team’s history at the position: For every Patrick Ewing they have, we have a Will Perdue.
Leo Ebersole: He has fewer distractions. Concentrating on defense, for example.
Mike North: Change was good for him–I wouldn’t take him back!
Dan Aske: He didn’t want the pressure of playing for a contender. Enjoy, Knicks fans!
TOPIC 3: what’s a sports job you would hate to do?
Jimmy Greenfield: Work as Mike North’s microphone.
Phillip Thompson: Laila Ali’s punching bag, a.k.a. lover.
Leo Ebersole: Team psychoanalyst, Dallas Cowboys.
Mike North: Sports updates–I knew George Ofman when he had hair.
Dan Aske: Ozzie Guillen’s mouth. I’d never stay closed.
TOPIC 4: why are the cubs having trouble scoring runS?
Jimmy Greenfield: According to Cosmo, it’s smart to play hard to get.
Phillip Thompson: Why do they need runs when their pitchers give up plenty of walks?
Leo Ebersole: Clearly Alfonso Soriano is showing some solidarity with his ex- teammates in Washington.
Mike North: Lack of base runners?
Dan Aske: It’s the Cubs. They have trouble getting out of bed in the morning!
TOPIC 5: When they meet, what should the rutgers women say to don imus?
Jimmy Greenfield: “Do you want to touch my hair?”
Phillip Thompson: “There’s something we’ve been meaning to ask: Who are you?”
Leo Ebersole: “Change of format this week, Don: For once, you’ll have an educated opinion on your show.”
Mike North: “He’s the one that has to talk!”
Dan Aske: They should ask him what it was like hosting “Tales from the Crypt.”
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