1. On the town
Lindsay Lohan is set on celebrating her 21st birthday in Las Vegas. She has reportedly cut back on drinking, so city officials are bracing for, at most, three annulled weddings that night.
2. By nature
The crab spider is known to change color to blend in with its natural surroundings. Lohan, meanwhile, will turn a neon, flashing pink the moment she sets foot on The Strip.
3. Hot zone
In more Vegas news, the city is now home to the MTV Video Music Awards. Shortly after MTV announced the move, it tripled the number of security guards assigned to keep Kevin Federline away.
4. Step up
The search for Don Imus’ replacement begins.
5. May cause swelling
Japanese movie watchers are being warned that “Babel” could cause nausea and headaches. Apparently, Carlos Mencia has a cameo American viewers didn’t know about.
6. Full volume
Rachael Ray says she “can’t give a man an enormous amount of attention.” This is all for the best, as any man is forced to keep a half-mile away lest she shatters their eardrums with her conversation.
7. Attention
There are 11 days until Mother’s Day. Ladies, you probably already new this. Gentlemen, the following is a list of gas stations and convenience stores that will be open late that weekend …
8. Star power
CBS revealed the competitors on its upcoming reality show “Pirate Master.” They include a former NFL running back, a fashion publicist and a cardboard cutout of Johnny Depp.
9. Cut short
Game Show Network plans to air a tribute to “Price Is Right” host Bob Barker. Tentative title: “Bob Barker: A Salute to the Pet Neuterer.”
The 10th line is online
Wednesday’s setup: “Lindsay Lohan wants to celebrate her 21st birthday in Vegas. One potential problem …” “there are too many bars for her to choose from. She’s now accepting referrals.” — Jeremy Orlick. Your turn: redeyechicago.com/leo
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