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Jimmy Greenfield
Phillip Thompson
Rahula Strohl
Adam Caldarelli
Bag Boy
TOPIC 1: HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT DOUBLE-HEADERS?
Too much of a good thing,unlike the way I feel aboutbourbon and hookers.
As long as neither head is an Olsen twin, we’re good.
Any event where power-nappers have the advantage is my kind of event.
Depends on what we’redoubling up on.
It’s the type of swan dive I’dtake if my team lost two games in a day.
TOPIC 2: WHAT’S YOUR TAKE ON THE PHOENIX SUNS SUSPENSIONS?
Horry got off easy, and the Suns and Stoudemire got screwed.
Ridiculous. Was it Steve Nash who landed on his head orDavid Stern?
Just means it’s a Bulls-Spurs NBA Finals, right folks? Right?!?
C’mon, those guys were just checking into the game.
I have a question forRobert Horry: Wanna playfor the Blackhawks?
TOPIC 3: HAS YOUR OPINION OF THE BULLS CHANGED?
It won’t change until afterGame 7.
Amazing how starting 0-3 would make this city ecstatic about possibly losing 4-3.
I like to think of myself as level-headed. That said, THEY’RE MAKIN’ HISTORY, BABY!
Yeah, just a bit. Bulls in seven.
Yep. I’ve gone from “YOU SUCK!” to “you suck” to “you’re just above suckdom.”
TOPIC 4: WHAT IS A DETROIT FAN THINKING RIGHT NOW?
“Gee, I wonder what it’s liketo kiss a girl.”
“Left foot, right foot, left foot, right foot, right foot … darn it!”
“Who’s this numskull Strohl who still thinks the Bulls will win?”
“Damn, I guess living in Detroit can get worse.”
“I’m not going to shower until the Pistons reach the conference finals … in 2009.”
TOPIC 5: WHAT DO YOU THINK TANK JOHNSON SAID AT HIS MEETING WITH COMMISSIONER GOODELL?
“No, it wasn’t so bad. But I like the Bears locker-room showerA LOT better.”
“Character references? Well,my street cred is WAY higher than Pacman Jones.”
“How ’bout dem Bulls, baby? Oh, you wanted to talk about something else?”
“So … can I get my guns back?”
“Goodell … meet Badass!”
