THAT’S RIGHT, YOUR FAVORITE PROGNOSTICATING POOCH WORKS SATURDAYS TOO.
1. Hot pursuit
It’s hard for me to watch the Indianapolis 500. I don’t want to chase the cars, but have you seen these female drivers? Woof!
2. Must-flee TV
What’s a dog to do without a Bulls playoff collapse to watch? Oh, yeah, the Cubs.
3. Put me in, coach
At the rate that Lou Piniella is rearranging his starting pitching rotation, I’m just waiting for him to call me up. I said, “I’m waiting for him to call me up!” Lou, you there?
4. Back spastic
Jim Thome, glad to see you pounding the ball again. We’ve missed you. Well, the Cubs didn’t mind you were gone, but …
5. The kid’s old school
Now that the Portland Trail Blazers have a shot at Greg Oden, it’s a good time to change that look of theirs. That 1970s hypno-spiral looks about as old as, well, Greg Oden.
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