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The Wolf Pack goes stargazing. Let’s see what the celebs were wearing at the Cannes Film Festival last week.

Bai Ling

The guys: Only she could even remotely pull this off.

Monique: It’s like one of those cute negligees from a Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show.

Phnewfula: If she could just stay out of Barbie’s closet …

Eva Mendes

The guys: She looks about 4-foot-2.

Monique: There’s no mistaking that for an evening dress. Bravo!

Phnewfula: The shiny belt and tulle combo are beyond gorgeous on her.

Jay Z

The guys: No hip-hop artist should ever stand like that.

Monique: Money can’t buy taste.

Phnewfula: Only he could flip Saturday night fever into hood hot.

Michelle Rodriguez

The guys: Between the dress and the spray tan, she looks like an Oscar statuette with hair.

Monique: Gold worn well–ladies take note.

Phnewfula: Doesn’t look like jail time did much damage.

Petra Nemcova

The guys: I wrapped my holiday gifts just like this.

Monique: Great way to wear shimmering prints.

Phnewfula: I don’t know what is hotter: her or the dress.

Rose McGowan

The guys: Old-school seductress.

Monique: She looks like an overdone holiday ornament.

Phnewfula: The jewel tones are straight from Egypt.