1. Filling the void
The producer of “The Bourne Ultimatum” left the door open for a sequel but said “the trilogy is done.” To help fans cope over the next few months Matt Damon will be dispatched to randomly kick people’s asses.
2. Here it goes again
Rumor has it Ivana Trump is getting married again — or, as Trumps often refer to the process, “picking up luggage.”
3. Book worm
Keith Richards is writing a memoir, his publisher announced. Tentative title: “Snorting With My Father.”
4. Bottoms up
Moments later the bear was spotted shaking campers down for beef jerky.
5. It’s science
Researchers listed 237 reasons why people have sex. I could be wrong, but I think they left out “for a credit in a Paris Hilton movie.”
6. No. 1 pick
There’s no truth to the rumor Scarlett Johansson will play porn star Jenna Jameson in a movie, ScarJo’s rep said. Producers are probably better off picking an actor more comfortable with nudity anyway, like a Will Ferrell.
7. Piling on
Police arrested former “American Idol” contestant Corey Clark on drug charges Monday. His singing is an entirely separate legal matter.
8. Fear factor
“Nicole Richie close to motherhood” — nearly as scary as “Kevin Federline and Britney Spears, parents twice-over.”
9. Life goes on
The Eagles plan to put out a new album and go on tour, the most exciting announcement the band has made in 132 years.
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