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What did the Wolves find when they stopped by Crobar last week? It wasn’t pretty.

ANNA FLOWER

The guys: Splash of color is perfect for summer.

Monique: She needs some white pants.

Phnewfula: I’d like to sue whoever made this top.

ASHLEE NADASKY

The guys: She’d do better in a bolder color.

Monique: Shoes, yes. Everything else, nooooo.

Phnewfula: I wonder if she knows shoes come in colors other than black?

RAVEN SANDIFER

The guys: Easy, summer casual.

Monique: Great shirt, great trousers, great shoes. Keep it up.

Phnewfula: I’m just as confused as he was when he got dressed.

LAUREN NOVA

The guys: Sexy, chic and sophisticated.

Monique: She needs a black handbag to go with that little black dress.

Phnewfula: What’s up with the white purse?

BOBBY BAETZEL

The guys: A crisp white shirt is always better tucked in.

Monique: Note to guys: Wear leather sandals in the summer.

Phnewfula: OMG! Is that a Backstreet Boy?

PEGGY FOLEY

The guys: Great dress, but the length makes it too much of a daytime look.

Monique: Killer shoes and dress! In a good way.

Phnewfula: The dress reminds me of a bag of Skittles.