1. Difference of opinion
Evan Rachel Wood says kissing Marilyn Manson while it was raining blood qualified as “one of the most romantic moments of my life.” Now if it was raining chicken wings, I’d be more sympathetic …
2. Pumped up
Kanye West’s new album will feature a track called “Barry Bonds,” mtv.com reports. Curiously enough, it starts out slow then suddenly swells to twice the size of any other song on the CD.
3. Been there, Don that
Don Imus settled his contract issues with CBS out of court, freeing him up to be ignorant on our national airwaves again.
4. Technically it’s a suit
The latest piece from the Hugh Hefner formalwear collection.
5. Rip off artist
A Kentucky man tried to create a mask out of duct tape to allegedly try to rob a liquor store. He was nicknamed “The AHHHHHHHH! Bandit” shortly after the disguise was removed.
6. Tubular
Victoria Beckham says the family’s new house is “totally major.” Apparently it’s also lowering her IQ.
7. Big and tall
“Everybody Loves Raymond” star Brad Garrett was videotaped getting into a scrape with the paparazzi. By the way, he’s, like, 6-foot-8, so I’m sure that turned out to be a fair fight.
8. Shhhh
Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne reportedly bought a house in Hidden Hills, Calif. Depending on how hidden these hills are, this could be a great career move for the family.
9. I give up
HBO has canceled the drama “John From Cincinnati.” Apparently there’s only room for one well-written show on TV that’s convoluted and not going anywhere, and “Lost” viewers know exactly where I’m going with this.
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