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Leo

JULY 23-AUG. 22

Your current living situation could be driving you bonkers. You have a monster landlord, a crazy roommate or a slum of an apartment — or maybe all three. Saturn says take charge of your home environment because it’s seriously hampering your style. You need a groovy pad.

Virgo

AUG. 23-SEPT. 22

The sun enters your sign this week — thank the gods. You were almost ready to join a nunnery or become a priest the way things were unfolding. You’ll be less lonely as solar vibes turn you into a sex machine for four weeks.

Libra

SEPT. 23-OCT. 23

If you feel a little anxious this week, you might need some sexual release. Jupiter is bringing you career frustration. You need a break from those serious money and work issues. Spend time with a hot and willing someone.

Scorpio

OCT. 24-NOV. 21

A wishy-washy moon is putting you in one of your lazy, non-committal moods. If your current honey asks for more attention, you won’t even bother to get up off the couch. Remember, you can’t just take from people. Sometimes you’ve got to give.

Sagittarius

NOV. 22-DEC. 21

Cranky Mercury could make it difficult to figure out what is going on in a relationship. Maybe your honey refuses to tell you why she’s upset. Or perhaps your guy is giving you the silent treatment. The language of physical love can fix this problem.

Capricorn

DEC. 22-JAN. 19

You’ll receive a welcome break from the stress of recent weeks, thanks to a friendly sun. Celebrate by partying with friends or spending down-time with your family. Worry less about the future; give thanks for the present.

Aquarius

JAN. 20-FEB. 18

The moon in your sign is boosting your libido. You’ll go out on three dates in one night or plan multiple seductions throughout the week.

Pisces

FEB. 19-MARCH 20

The sun is moving opposite your sign for several weeks, and this means that you shouldn’t elope and get a quickie Vegas wedding. Give yourself time to sort out your true desires.

Aries

MARCH 21-APRIL 19

Four planets are telling you to express what you really feel. Tell that hot someone that you’ve been nursing some steamy desire for him.

Taurus

APRIL 20-MAY 20

You’re in the mood to donate all your stuff to charity, grab your backpack and hike alone around the world. Before you ditch it all, realize that things soon will be easier. Venus is going to bring romance back into your life shortly.

Gemini

May 21-June 21

The moon in psycho sign Aquarius is boosting your spirits, urging you to throw caution to the wind. You’re willing to take a dare. If someone suggests some outrageous acts of passion, you won’t want to refuse. Have fun exploring the raw and sensual side of life.

Cancer

JUNE 22-JULY 22

Venus is still in retrograde, and this means that you’re a little “Like, whatever” about a current relationship. You don’t know what you want or whom you want or how often you want it. Fortunately, you won’t be an airhead too much longer.

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