1. My kind of Bear
Mike Brown, I feel for you. No matter what happens to you physically, you are the spirit of this team.
2. Hurts to say it
But, wow, Mike. Even Mark Prior thinks you’ve had a lot of injuries.
3. A time and a place
I’m not going to fault Brown for breaking down after the game. Better than breaking down during the game, right, offense and special teams?
4. Answer: Yes
After a TD, Chad Johnson put on a gold blazer that read “Future H.O.F 20??” on the back. At that moment, commissioner Roger Goodell flashed forward to his worst nightmare.
5. Raven lunatics
I give you … Baltimorons.
6. Card trick
Twelve runs is pretty nifty, Cubs, but you think you might want to save some of those?
7. By the way, Cubs
You know what I want you to bring back from your trip to Houston? A broom.
8. It’s a numbers game
Blogs such as bleachereport.com and other sources are dredging up the Kobe Bryant-to-the-Bulls rumor. But I have a feeling we’d sooner see No. 23 in a Bulls uniform before we’d see No. 24.
9. Personal foul-mouths
I’ve got a better matchup than Kanye vs. 50. Kanye and 50 vs. Brian Urlacher. And done.
FIVE COSTUME CHANGES …
… I’d suggest for Ocho Cinco:
– A cape (with a cane, of course)
– Wesley Snipes’ Demolition Man
– Flamenco dancer
– Tony the tiger
– Britney! Britney! Britney!
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