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Given the blockbuster success of the Transformers movie this summer, it came as little surprise to learn that Paramount Pictures — one of the studios behind “Transformers” — is cranking out a movie based on the G.I. Joe toy line.
And with the recent report in Variety that Paramount has chosen a director and screenwriter for the project, RedEye is ready to get excited. We offer our casting choices for the surefire hit.
BARONESS: Tina Fey
DUKE: Jean-Claude Van Damme
FLINT: Mark Wahlberg
DESTRO: Dick Cheney
ROADBLOCK: Delroy Lindo
SNAKE EYES: Dude from Daft Punk
COBRA COMMANDER: Boba Fett
