1. Give him a break
I have to hand it to Ryan Seacrest. He made it through the Emmys showing none of the effects of being a camera-hungry vampire who never sleeps.
2. Game over
Try as producers might, you can set your clock to the Emmys broadcast every year: Lights out at “best actor in a mini-series or movie …”
3. Farce side
And the Emmy for longest-running series goes to … O.J. Simpson and his legal team.
4. Strapping
It’s like she hatched from a messenger bag.
5. Negative
Honestly, does anyone think anything good can come of O.J. Simpson walking into a hotel room in Las Vegas?
6. Slow ride
Some suggest that Britney Spears should lay low for a few months after her botched comeback. Let me be the first to suggest an “L” ride from Howard to Grand on the Red Line.
7. Been there
CBS’ “Kid Nation” poses the question, “What would the world be like if bratty children were running the show?” Apparently we’re all supposed to think this is a fresh concept.
8. Agreed
Whoopi Goldberg is set to appear on Star Jones’ new show. They are expected to bond over not being on “The View” at the same time as Rosie O’Donnell.
9. Back in time
Jodie Foster has the No. 1 movie in America. Funny, it doesn’t feel like 1991.
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