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1. What’s next … linner?
I’m a mover and shaker. I’ve been known to squeeze in a couple of three-martini lunches. But brunch? And how are you going to pay for that, sir … with your Man Card?
2. And your first brunch-mate would be …
… Jake Gyllenhaal. Obviously.
3. Perfect 10
Instead of worrying about which Big Ten team can make it to a bowl, the conference should just start its own bowl. I worked on names all night and came up with this: The Big Ten Bowl. I know, I amaze myself too.
4. Oh, Canada!
The Bulls played on the Raptors’ turf on Friday, and the Hawks visit the Maple Leafs tonight. If I wanted that much crap from Toronto I’d listento a Barenaked Ladies CD.
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