1. Career move
Kid Rock was arrested following a brawl at a Waffle House. Details are a little sketchy, but if it turns out he lost any teeth, he has a future waitressing there.
2. Near and dear
To the good people of Waffle House: I kid because I love. If you could open up this cold heart of mine you’d find a ham and cheese omelet.
3. Down ‘n’ dirty
Is there anything more fitting than this story, though? You’d never read the headline “Kid Rock arrested after tiff inside Four Seasons spa’s seaweed wrap room.”
4. Why not?
Why a picture of Monica Bellucci on this particular Monday? Because there’s no good argument against it.
5. End it
I need a place to escape these AT&T ads, a place I like to call StopTorturingUsAndGetOffTheDamnTV.
6. There are alternatives
For some reason Nas has insisted on using the “n-word” for the title of his next album. Apparently he refuses to consider “Career Killer” and “Hey, Look at Me.”
7. Throw us a bone
On Friday Marc Anthony dedicated the Journey song “Faithfully” to his wife, Jennifer Lopez. Gossip bloggers wondered if that was a reference to rumors that she’s pregnant. Honestly, there’d be a little less confusion if he’d chosen “My Humps.”
8. Rip curl
About 800 people showed up in Philadelphia for the first national sudoku championships over the weekend. Several hundred more were in town for the national wedgie-lifting semifinals.
9. Rapidly maturing
Lindsay Lohan’s rep has denied rumors that Lindsay is engaged to someone she met while in rehab in Utah. She’s going to do the responsible thing and wait until she can elope to Las Vegas.
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