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Mike North from “The Mike North Morning Show” on The Score (670-AM) joins us Wednesdays.

E-mail the crew at redeyesports@tribune.com.

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Phillip Thompson

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Mike North

TOPIC 1: WHAT ABOUT THIS WORLD SERIES CAN A CHICAGOAN RELATE TO?

One of the teams will lose.

A) Being from a cold climate like Denver; and B) Being from a drunken climate like Boston.

South Siders can relate to a red-hot team tearing through the postseason. Cubs fans … um …

The Cubs are always off to Rockie starts.

That there’s a new park and an old park.

TOPIC 2: WHich CELEBRITIES DO YOU THINK WILL ROOT FOR THE ROCKIES OR RED SOX?

Rockies — Condoleeza Rice.Red Sox — David Hasselhoff.

My guess for Colorado: Chris Rock, The Rock, Barack Obama and Stone Phillips. Just a hunch.

Obviously Clubber Lang, Ivan Drago and Mason Dixon will be rooting against the Rockies.

Karl Rove is reportedly from Denver. But that could also be a lie.

For the Rockies, John Elway.

For the Red Sox, Ben Affleck. Ditka has no rooting interest.

TOPIC 3: HOW DOES A SHORTER NFL DRAFT AFFECT THE BEARS?

They’ll have 20 percent fewer reasons to strike Mel Kiper, Jr.

Cedric Benson wouldn’t have made it to the podium in time.

They’ll have a little less time to react to the Redskins’ and Dolphins’ horrendous mistakes.

Now it will be like speed dating instead of blind dating.

Fewer mistakes.

TOPIC 4: HAVE YOU EVER JINXED YOUR FAVORITE TEAM?

Only by playing on them.

When I said, “The bidding for the Redskins is this way, Mr. Snyder. You just made it.”

Yes, and I will never wearun-microwaved underwear again.

No, I’ve never rooted for

Notre Dame.

Yeah, when the Hawks let Bobby Hull leave I said they would never be on home TV. … Whoops.

TOPIC 5: WHY AREN’T YOU COMPETING AT CHICAGO’S WORLD BOXING CHAMPIONSHIPS?

I’m a wuss. But then you

knew that.

Because they haven’t invented the noodleweight division.

Out of respect for the Kid Rock code, I only throw punches inside Waffle Houses.

If the glove doesn’t fit, you

must quit.

Last fight. Right before Katrina. Bourbon Street. I was sore for

a month.