1. All tied up
It can’t be fun to be Britney Spears right now. All these court dates and parenting classes are taking up time she could be using to run over photographers.
2. Sweet
Also, where do I sign up for parenting classes that take place in the Beverly Hills Hilton ?
3. Hands off
Meanwhile, the producers of “Sesame Street” have denied that Britney will perform “Toxic” on the show with Oscar the Grouch, E! reports. Oscar doesn’t like it when other people pick through his trash.
4. Perfect match
Diddy just signed a deal to promote vodka. Wait, why? Does he party a lot, or something?
5. Totally proven
New research suggests sleep-deprived brains overreact wildly to anything negative, which is JUST HORRIBLE! IS IT TOO MUCH TO ASK THAT SCIENCE GIVE US SOMETHING TO FEEL GOOD ABOUT?!
6. Keep ’em separated
The November issue of W fashion magazine has nine different cover models, but two of them feature Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie. A 10th cover features Ryan Seacrest mouthing the words “Oh, no they didn’t!”
7. Can’t hardly wait
Marilyn Manson’s girlfriend Evan Rachel Wood may be close to signing a record deal. Lord knows we’ve all been waiting for “Manson and ERW: Duets.”
8. All about me
50 Cent is out promoting his new book, “50 x 50,” an apparent reference to ego size.
9. Powerful, powerful stuff
Tom Cruise says he’ll never forget the first time he saw Katie Holmes as his bride on their wedding day. Surely that moment ranks up there with the first time he let Katie leave the house.
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