Jennifer Lopez has finally confirmed the obvious. The singer announced at her Miami concert Wednesday night that she and husband Marc Anthony are expecting a baby. The news was not a surprise to most. In addition to the tabloids reporting Lopez was pregnant, recent photos of her dancing with a growing baby bump — and designer Roberto Cavalli letting the cat out of the bag to People magazine — had given her secret away.
Her confirmation came the same week Christina Aguilera confirmed to Glamour magazine that she will “enter into mommyhood” next year. Again, no surprise: Her body outed her when she could no longer disguise it under baggy clothes or artfully draped dresses. And don’t forget the slip by Paris Hilton at an MTV party in September that Aguilera was “the most beautiful pregnant woman in the world.”
Not since Star Jones ‘fessed up to gastric bypass surgery have we had such celebrity news that isn’t.
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CONFIRMATION WISH LIST
As long as we’re on a roll, we suggest a few others we’d like to hear.
Reese Witherspoon: Admit it, you like Jake Gyllenhaal.
Beyonce: Jay-Z is your boyfriend — and it’s serious.
Ashlee Simpson: You’ve had plastic surgery and plan to have more.
Donald Trump: Your wives marry you for money, and the hair is fake.
Angelina Jolie: You’ll keep adopting until someone stops you.
Amy Winehouse: You stuff your beehive.
50 Cent: You beef with other rappers just to boost your record sales.
Oprah: Steadman has been phased out of the Oprah empire.
Lauren Conrad:”The Hills” is completely staged.
Katie Holmes: You hate that Tom insists on calling you Kate.
Cher: You’re never really going to retire.
Victoria Beckham: You think you’re the hottest Spice Girl.
Tupac: You’re alive.
Heidi Klum: Producers override judges’ decisions and keep bad designers around for the drama.
Britney Spears: You can’t find your new driver’s license and wouldn’t drive with it anyway.
