Jimmy Greenfield
Phillip Thompson
Scott Kleinberg
Brian Moore
Bag Dog
TOPIC 1: WE ASKED THE GUYS TO MAKE A PREDICTION ABOUT THE BEARS BEFORE SUNDAY’S GAME.
This loss will be so ugly they’re going to call it the Brian Moore Bowl.
This game will violate FCC decency laws and maybe a few natural ones too.
The season was pretty much over before the game. And now it’s official.
We’ll wonder afterward why Cedric Benson is still the starting RB.
Brian Griese will get hurt and Rex Grossman will come in. So I cheated. Sue me.
TOPIC 2: DO THE BULLS REMIND YOU OF ANYONE?
My Aunt Millie. I won’t pay to see her play hoops, either.
These Bulls soon will be 1-9, just like Notre Dame.
Yeah, the Bears.
Jimmy after a night of bourbon and hookers. Scary sight.
Bag Boy. Yeah, I know I’m supposed to be his best friend, but try walking a mile in my paws.
TOPIC 3: WHAT WISE OLD SAYING APPLIES TO ILLINOIS’ SURPRISE WIN OVER OHIO STATE?
Do unto others as they would do unto you.
Beware of Big Ten schedules bearing “gifts.”
All that is gold does not glitter; not all those who wander are lost. — J.R.R. Tolkien.
Even a blind squirrel finds a nut every once in a while. Get it? Buckeyes. Nut. Oh, forget it.
There once was a man from Nantucket …
TOPIC 4: WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF DENNIS RODMAN COACHED A WNBA TEAM?
I would definitely go to a WNBA game. But only if he’s in a wedding dress.
We’d finally get to see if Rodman and Lisa Leslie can be in the same place at the same time.
LOL. That was good. Ummm, I’d expect the coach to play. Often. In uniform. Clear?
He’d technically be able to suit up and play center.
Finally, someone who can give them some makeup tips.
TOPIC 5: HOW ARE YOUR FANTASY FOOTBALL TEAMS COMING?
I’ve got Favre, Moss, Adrian Peterson. Naturally, I’m in 8th place.
In one, I’m still in first place. In the other … playoffs? PLAYOFFS?
I don’t play, but the one in my mind is beating Cleveland in a nail-biter.
Oh, I see how it is. We’ll settle this fight on the fantasy football field, Mr. Question Man.
Loooossssseerrrrrrsssss!
