1. Bad scene
Is it possible that Amy Winehouse makes the Crypt Keeper look young?
2. Follow?
Angelina Jolie said she’ll spend the holidays in New Orleans. In related news, so will 1.4 million photographers.
3. Sanctuary
The “Sex and the City” movie reportedly has finished filming. It is widely believed that Sarah Jessica Parker’s handbags and Kim Cattrall’s hair extensions will be released back into the wild.
4. Making dough
It’s a gingerbread replica of London’s parliament. Not pictured: gingerbread paparazzi looking for gingerbread Prince William.
5. American dreaming
Lindsay Lohan has made Forbes’ list of the “20 Richest Stars Under 25” and the New York Daily News’ list of the “50 Dumbest People in Hollywood.” Bottom line: She’s on track to be elected president in 2028.
6. Downward spiral
“American Idol” fell out of the top 10 of Yahoo’s most-searched terms of the year. Wait, does this mean it’s not cool?
7. For the cause
Helio Castroneves has joined the “Dancing With the Stars” tour. His wardrobe is now accepting your tinsel and Christmas tree glitter donations.
8. Fine artifacts
Garth Brooks donated a cowboy hat and a smashed guitar to the Smithsonian’s “Treasures of American History” exhibit. Because the only item more important to the history of American music is Janet Jackson’s nipple shield.
9. Museum pieces
Wow, Garth Brooks’ hat. What a coup. That’s going up right next to the puddle of Toby Keith’s tobacco spit.
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