Today, we plot the future of … Paris Hilton.
-Jan. 1, 2008: Paris Hilton is spotted chatting (separately) with Kevin Federline and Larry Birkhead over New Year’s in Las Vegas, where she was flown in to host a party.
-Jan. 1, 2013: Paris is spotted with Spencer Pratt of “The Hills,” Bret Michaels of “Rock of Love” and Domenico Nesci of “A Shot at Love With Tila Tequila” over New Year’s in Las Vegas, where she was flown in to host a party.
-Jan. 1, 2018: Hoping to make good on her 5,438th promise to settle down and be seen as something other than a party-hosting android, Paris tries attending a quiet New Year’s dinner party with friends in West Hollywood.
-Jan. 1, 2023: Paris is spotted with half the roster of the L.A. Dodgers over New Year’s in Vegas, where she was flown in to host a buffet opening.
