1. Ice age
Outstanding weather we had on Sunday. Always nice to step out the door and feel like someone’s pumping soft-serve ice cream into your nostrils at full pressure.
2. High styling
It’s amazing how music’s biggest stars clean up for the glamorous Grammys. Even Dave Grohl of the Foo Fighters wore a mustache befitting of a Bears season-ticket holder.
3. Just another day
According to Us Weekly, Britney Spears was asked if she would attend Sunday’s Grammys and replied “Kiss my [bleep].” Translation: I plan on catching it at a gas station with 2,500 of my closest paparazzo friends.
4. Miss Clean
Lindsay Lohan (right) — straight from the shower to the red carpet.
5. Geek squad
Jessica Alba played host as the Academy handed out the techie Oscars Saturday night — probably the last time any of the people involved will be mentioned in the same breath as Jessica Alba.
6. Sign him up
Justin Timberlake has been cast in a new indie movie project. Clearly some casting director saw him getting dragged crotch-first into a mailbox post in his Super Bowl ad and thought, “This kid’s got the goods.”
7. Lesson learned
Uh, note to self: When hosting party for Timbaland, let homeboys in.
8. Once upon a time
There will be a total eclipse of the moon Feb. 20. Fortunately, Earth will avoid a “Total Eclipse of the Heart.”
9. Call it a comeback
Whitney Houston looked so good at the Grammy pre-parties over the weekend that the whole industry is buzzing “comeback” — or at the very least “cameo on ‘Keeping Up With the Kardashians.’ “
