Holiday doesn’t have to mean Hallmark. Whether you’re a singleton looking for last-ditch love or a been-there-done-that couple seeking respite from candlelight and prix-fixe menus, we’ve got the bash for you.
Hater’s Ball
Hate the player, then get back into the game at this singles bash featuring beats from Sugar Ray’s DJ Homicide, complimentary Belvedere and Red Bull cocktails (9-10:30 p.m.) and live graffiti art. Bring a defaced pic of your erstwhile amour for express entry.
Who: River North scenesters playing the field
Where: Bon V, 1100 W. Randolph St. 312-829-4805
When: 9 p.m. Thursday
Cover: No cover
Metromix X Your Ex party
Got an achy breaky heart? Bring a photo of your former flame to shred at the door, then seek liquid therapy — and maybe even your next ex — with other singles. Bonus: CLTV’s “Metromix” will be taping.
Who: You, bitter?
Where: Victory Liquors, 2610 N. Halsted St. 773-348-5600
When: 7 p.m. Thursday
Cover: No cover
“I’m So Not Into V-Day” Wine Tasting
Tall, dark and frothy not your type? Partake of the grape instead during a sampling of vino from around the world with appetizer pairings.
Who: Ladies making a girls’ night of it. (Single guys take note.)
Where: Bin 36, 339 N. Dearborn St. 312-755-9463
When: 6 p.m. ThursdayCover: $36. Tickets: bin36.com
Black Heart Ball
Ladies get nuts and guys get bolts at the door at this singles mixer. Find your fit over a complimentary cocktail or bottled beer (8-10 p.m.). DJ Avi Sic spins.
Who: Lakeview singles on the prowl
Where: Bottle Bar, 950 W.
Wolfram St. 773-665-5660
When: 8 p.m. ThursdayCover: $20
Love Train Pub Crawl
If the only thing you’ve got the hots for is a cold one, this second annual bar hop wants your number. The crawl includes drink specials at every stop, trolley transportation and a food buffet. Participating bars: Kincade’s; Kendall’s (2263 N. Lincoln Ave.); Kelsey’s (2265 N. Lincoln Ave.); Casey Moran’s (3660 N. Clark St.); and O’Donovan’s (2100 W. Irving Park Rd.).
Who: Lincoln Park Chads looking for love at the bottom of a bottle
Where: Kincade’s, 950 W. Armitage Ave. 773-348-0010
When: 7 p.m. ThursdayCover: $5
Stop in the Name of LoveWhether you’re coupled up or flying solo, DJs “Sexy” Sean Qualls and “Kissin” Courtland provide your holiday soundtrack with ’60s and ’70s soul and R&B sounds. Also, watch clips of blaxploitation flicks and sip drink specials.Who: Single music hounds and couples looking for an after-dinner stopWhere: Sonotheque, 1444 W. Chicago Ave. 312-226-7600When: 9 p.m. ThursdayCover: $5
Valentine’s Day Singles Speed-Dating Party
If 11th-hour match.com surfing didn’t pan out, search for a real life sweetie at a singles bash (ages 22-43) hosted by DateandDash. Includes Van Gogh vodka cocktails (8-10 p.m.), DJ beats and optional speed dating. Partial proceeds from a date auction benefit Children’s Memorial Hospital. Who: Busy professionals playing catch upWhere: Crimson Lounge, 333 N. Dearborn St. 312-923-2473
When: 7 p.m. ThursdayCover: $35.
Registration required:
dateanddash.com
Valentine’s Day at TangoChicagoShow off your moves (or make one) during an Argentine tango class for beginners (6:30-8:30 p.m.) followed by a buffet dinner ($15) and dancing until midnight.
Who: Multiculti couples and suave singles
Where: TangoChicago, 408 S. Michigan Ave. 312-788-3408When: 6 p.m. ThursdayCover: $35. Registration required
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