THU 2/14
Knock out
He cheated. She “accidentally” killed your fish. Whatever shady thing your ex did to make you want to sock ’em one, join other bitter hearts at the Ex-Factor Valentine’s Day Workout Class. Bring a photo of your old flame to tape to your boxing glove while you burn calories — and hard feelings. Includes drinks and snacks after class, plus a chance to win a personal training session. 6 p.m. Free. Crunch, 939 W. North Ave. 312-337-1244.
Laugh out loud
Whether you’re frustrated for a last-minute date or a way to mend a broken heart, laugh it off at the Valentine’s Day Comedy Jam! Popular Latina comic Shayla Rivera riffs on personal experiences, from being married three times to working for NASA. Drink specials include $5 Love-tinis. 8 p.m. $12-$15. Joe’s Bar, 940 W. Weed St. 773-895-8978. Tickets: mikeyocomedy.com.
Ex marks the spot
We all know misery loves company, and you’ll find comfort in our second annual Metromix X Your Ex Party. Scour your photo album for a pic of your ex (the more unflattering, the better) to shred at the door, and then vent your resentfulness in a reality show-style video confessional. Includes drink specials, appetizers and prizes. 7 p.m. No cover. Victory Liquors, 2610 N. Halsted St. 773-348-5600.
Love notes
Show off your most heartfelt renditions of popular love ballads at the “Love Rocks” Valentine’s Day Bash, where JP & the Cats provide live music for your karaoke stylings. Enter a raffle for steamy prizes such as two nights at the James Hotel (55 E. Ontario St.) and a gift basket with champagne, bubble bath and other goodies. 7 p.m. No cover. Martini Park, 151 W. Erie St. 312-640-0577.
FRI 2/15
Slow dancing
Treat yourself to a sweet night of dance at River North Chicago Dance Company’s “Valentine’s Weekend” Engagement. Though the show includes favorites from the company’s repertory, the big buzz is about two world premieres: “between three,” a trio choreographed by hometown favorite Julia Rhoads, and “train” by Robert Battle, a New York City-based choreographer known for his powerhouse moves. 8 p.m. Through Saturday. $25-$50. Harris Theater for Music and Dance in Millennium Park, 205 E. Randolph Drive. 312-334-7777. Tickets: harristheater chicago.org.
SAT 2/16
Om for two
Looking for a Valentine’s Day date with more soul than, say, dinner and a movie? Stretch and sweat with your sweetie at Yoga for Lovers. This couples-focused lunchtime class incorporates spiritual poetry by philosopher and yogi Rumi. $25. 12:30 p.m. Soulistic Studio and Spa, 805 N. Milwaukee Ave., Suite 200. RSVP: 312-226-7685.
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