1. Ready to rumble
The tacky outfits, the bitching, the mud-slinging. What does “Project Runway” take itself for, a presidential election?
2. The man, the legend
Will Smith is Barack Obama’s choice to play him in a movie. For Sen. John McCain: Raptor No. 4 from “Jurassic Park.”
3. First-class
People magazine has learned Kevin Federline plans to celebrate his 30th birthday in Las Vegas. But really it could’ve been any city that considers a stained wife-beater “business casual.”
4. Air supply
David Beckham gives a news conference with a soccer ball. Unfortunately the ball turned out to be the better quote.
5. We want you!
News that Tyra Banks and Ashton Kutcher are cooking up a new reality show for ABC sent shock waves through the stupid-people community. Don’t worry: Someone read them the news, then drew it up in a series of pictures for them.
6. Yikes
In an interview with “Access Hollywood,” Gary Coleman talks about having sex with his new wife. Wow, could they possibly broach a more awkward subject with Gary? Maybe the “You must be this tall to ride” signs at amusement parks?
7. Oooooh
Great news: There’s an extended “10,000 B.C.” trailer on TV! Still no dialogue, but lots more shouting!
8. Strikeout king
Hayden Christensen makes Entertainment Weekly’s online list of 30 Actors Under 30. And with “Jumper,” he joins the list of 30 Worst Script-Pickers of the Last Five Years. Make some room, Jessica Alba.
9. Autobiography
Look for Eminem’s new book to hit stores in the fall. It’ll be the most we’ve heard Eminem say about himself since … just about every song he’s ever recorded.
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