1. Decoded
Paris Hilton was photographed Friday wearing a ring with the initials “B.M.” Trend-watchers say there’s no doubt this bowel movement ring will be one of the hottest spring accessories.
2. Let’s get rowdy
“10,000 B.C.” at the movies and a St. Patrick’s Day parade in the streets — all in all a pretty good weekend for prehistoric man.
3. It’s been a while
Whitesnake will resurface with a new album in April and a European tour. Wow, how old are those guys? Last I heard they were still trying to get out of the leather pants they wore in 1989.
4. Do your dance
Highlights from last week: President Bush declares himself Lord of the Dance.
5. Flash forward
Next time we have to lose an hour to daylight-saving time, can it be when “CSI: Miami” is on?
6. Secret weapon
George Clooney admits in a new interview that Fabio (right) could probably beat him up. But if he could just get Fabio’s hair in a sleeper hold …
7. What … happened?
A software engineer from San Francisco won the USA Memory Championships. His first act as champion: hiring himself out as a “recollection specialist” to spring breakers in Cancun.
8. Sound advice
In a chat with “Extra,” Lindsay Lohan advises her sister Ali to “stay away from the clubs.” Lindsay’s car adds: It would be best if you stayed away from me completely.
9. Drought
VH1 announced Brooke Hogan will get her own reality show, “Brooke Hogan Knows Best.” The network then acknowledged it has become more desperate for famous people than TMZ and Adnan Ghalib combined.
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