1. Moving on up
Great news for Fox: After last night’s “Moment of Truth” and “American Idol,” the network trails only the U.S. economy in “things that make families cry.”
2. For shame
Seriously, if you’re going to admit you dated your wife’s sisters on national TV like the guy on “Moment of Truth” did Wednesday, at least have the decency to wear a bag over your head.
3. True that
Scientists in Spain suggest in a new study that short people are more likely to be jealous. Yeah, but for every Tom Cruise and Napoleon, there’s a … actually, maybe they’re on to something.
4. Yeaaaaaaah!
Kiss’ Gene Simmons wants to rock! Or maybe he just swallowed some cod liver oil. Tough to tell.
5. Likely story
Ashlee Simpson tells Us Weekly she was never unhappy with how she looked. Yeah, sure, you know, she elected to have major cosmetic surgery on her face because the brochures made it look so fun.
6. Showdown
The video game Guitar Hero is in a legal dispute with guitar maker Gibson. Only one way to settle this: DragonForce on expert level.
7. Fat chance
A rep for Kevin Federline shot down a rumor that he’s headed to Broadway. With his new eating habits, he’s just headed for “broad.”
8. The bitter end
The last Harry Potter book will be split into two movies. So, is there a course where you learn to milk a cow completely dry before you become an executive for a big movie studio?
9. Full volume
Rumor has it Lindsay Lohan’s dad was shopping around a male version of “The View.” Oddly enough, about half of the hosts on the current “View” could’ve qualified.
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