1. Golden years
OK, apparently there’s a horror movie coming out called “Prom Night.” … Actually, looking back on it, that makes perfect sense.
2. Oh, sure
You’ve heard Fall Out Boy wants to set a world record by performing on Antarctica. Well, those plans are on hold because a huge ice shelf collapsed. If I had a dime for every time I used the excuse “because the continent broke” …
3. Flashback
George Clooney prefers 1920s hat fashions because, like many of us, he longs for the days before “Ocean’s 12.”
4. Heads up
Clooney, of course, stars in the new comedy “Leatherheads.” And here I thought the story of the Rolling Stones already had been brought to the big screen.
5. Noooooo!
Uh-oh. Next week on “Moment of Truth,” Fox is promising a woman who “destroys her marriage one question at a time.” Question 1 — “The toilet seat: Up or down?”
6. Best behaved
A rep for Amy Winehouse shot down a report that she was headed back into rehab. People, give the woman some credit. Grammy winners can clean up their acts. It’s the MTV VMA winners you have to worry about.
7. (Yurp)
We’re about two weeks away from “American Idol’s” “Idol Gives Back.” Until then it’s the viewers that will have to keep giving back. Giving back their dinners.
8. (Yawn)
50 Cent will star in a new video game: “50 Cent: Blood on the Sand.” Sounds like a real button-masher. Look for the sequel: “50 Cent: Drool on the Bored Gamer’s Shirt.”
9. Go figure
The biggest money-making tours in America right now are Hannah Montana and Barry Manilow. With people spending this wisely it’s amazing we’re on the brink of a economic crisis.
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