Both candidates have delivered Top Ten lists on the “Late Show with David Letterman.”
Top Ten Reasons Hillary Clinton Loves America delivered Monday night
10: We have more Dakotas than every other country combined.
9: Canadian Bacon: soggy and chewy; American Bacon: crisp and delicious.
8: Thanks to the Internet, I can order new pantsuits 24/7 — there’s your pantsuit joke, Dave. Are you happy?
7: 232 years and not one cookie shortage.
6: TiVo.
5: Did I mention the soup? MMM, soup.
4: Did you know former President Teddy Roosevelt was an American?
3: Where else can you get a car painted for $29.95?
2: Is this the part where I say, “Live from New York it’s Saturday Night Live!”?
1: Apparently anyone can get a talk show.
Top Ten Surprising Facts About Barack Obama
delivered Thursday night
10: My first act as president will be to stop the fighting between Lauren and Heidi on “The Hills.”
9: In the Illinois primary, I accidentally voted for Kucinich.
8: When I tell my kids to clean their room, I finish with, “I’m Barack Obama and I approved this message.”
7: Throughout high school, I was consistently voted “Barackiest.”
6: Earlier today I bowled a 39.
5: I have canceled all my appearances the day the “Sex and the City” movie opens.
4: It’s the birthplace of Fred Astaire. (Sorry, that’s a surprising fun fact about Omaha.)
3: We are tirelessly working to get the endorsement of Kentucky Derby favorite Colonel John.
2: This has nothing to do with the Top Ten, but what the heck is up with Paula Abdul?
1: I have not slept since October.
– Source: cbs.com/lateshow
