1. Quiet time
By now you’ve heard that Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson got hitched Saturday. Rumor has it guests felt especially moved when the couple lip-synched their vows.
2. Simply dazzling
The bride is said to have worn an ivory gown. And for the groom: a hoodie and skinny jeans by Vera Wang.
3. Baby steps
Ashlee’s father, Joe Simpson, performed the wedding. In a positive sign for him, sources say he made only brief remarks about his daughters’ cleavage during the ceremony.
4. Penny saver
Both Nicole Richie and Jessica Simpson attended, netting the family huge savings on catering and on a wedding singer.
5. Aaaand enough
The climax of the wedding was the kiss, of course, as Pete lifted Ashlee’s veil and Ashlee and three assistants lifted Pete’s bangs — OK, I think I got it out of my system.
6. Green team
Love the outfit on Karolina Kurkova. Something about it says, “You’ll never get me Lucky Charms.”
7. Indy movie
“The Chronicles of Narnia” sequel made $56 million to top the box office over the weekend, encouraging news for Indiana Jones star Harrison Ford, who on Thursday hits the big screen with “The Chronicles of Hernia.”
8. Puree and simple
There was a Veggie Pride Parade scheduled on Sunday in New York. In an unfortunate planning mistake, the parade route ended at a baby food factory.
9. Multiples
TV star Loni Anderson got married for a fourth time. Officials are divided on whether to rule that an “Ivana Trump” or a “Jennifer Lopez.”
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