1. Yours is mine
Police across the country are reporting new methods of stealing gas: drilling the gas tank, puncturing the fuel line and waiting in Taco Bell’s restroom.
2. Forget firewood
Thirty degrees. That’s how much the temperature dropped between Monday and Tuesday. Tori Spelling’s career could warm us up at this point.
3. Train wreck TV
Totally forgot to watch “The Moment of Truth” premiere last night. Now I’ll never see a marriage ruined on national TV — ooooh, hello, “TMZ”!
4. Done
Sarah Jessica Parker makes up for the acorn hat she wore in London by arriving in New York in the largest Jiffy Pop container on Earth.
5. Gotta earn it
New York pulled out all the stops for Tuesday night’s “Sex and the City” premiere. Audience members were asked to present a ticket and recite the number on their Macy’s cards.
6. Access denied
Security was tight too. Anyone who didn’t have at least three people tell them “Cute shoes” was escorted out.
7. The DH list
Eva Longoria Parker worked at a Texas Wendy’s on Tuesday for charity. What a thrill that must’ve been for the customers. They usually only see “American Idol” contestants behind the counter.
8. Burning bridges
Josiah Leming, who didn’t make it past Hollywood Week on “Idol” this season, called the show “glorified karaoke.” Eh, really it’s more like a glorified turkey-calling competition.
9. Flashback
Apparently Motley Crue’s new single sold better on “Rock Band” than it did on music sites by 5-to-1. Don’t know what that means to the music industry, but one thing is clear: Way more “Rock Band” players wear leather pants than thought.
———-
LEBERSOLE@TRIBUNE.COM
