Gemini
MAY 21-JUNE 21
The new moon in your sign is bringing you acclaim and applause. You’ll discover that three people have major crushes on you. You’ll find out that your honey of the moment is madly in love with you. Can you handle all the good vibes?
Cancer
JUNE 22-JULY 22
Your honey is always accusing you of being too emotional because, well, you are. Pluto is helping you dredge up every possible phobia or neurosis. Fortunately, this is only temporary. Unfortunately, it still sucks because this week you’ll be as crazy as a loon.
Leo
JULY 23-AUG. 22
Venus is helping you earn your rightful title as King of the Hookup or Queen of the Quickie. You’re in a love-’em-and-leave-’em frame of mind. You’ll have fun collecting phone numbers, flirting outrageously and breaking a few hearts along the way.
Virgo
AUG. 23-SEPT. 22
The bad news is that your partner isn’t perfect. The good news is that you know exactly how to fix him or her. Saturn is stirring up your need to make endless lists about your sweetheart’s imperfections as well as providing detailed instructions on how he or she might improve.
Libra
SEPT. 23-OCT. 23
Restless Mercury has you seeking greener pastures. If you’re in a committed relationship, you’ll want to be single immediately. If you’re single, you’ll spend the entire week daydreaming about your dream wedding, complete with flower girls and tiaras.
Scorpio
OCT. 24-NOV. 21
Just when you thought you had everything figured out, Neptune is offering you a few surprises. Your lover just announced that he’s a woman trapped in a man’s body. Your girlfriend has decided that she needs to get pregnant, right now. Yikes.
Sagittarius
NOV. 22-DEC. 21
Mars has you flirting with danger. You’ll propose something naughty to your true love. Or you’ll start a mad, ill-fated affair with a co-worker simply because you can. When will you stop being so self-destructive?
Capricorn
DEC. 22-JAN. 19
It’s all well and good to make money so you can pay the bills. Just remember that it’s OK to have fun once in a while too. Your honey is dying to go away with you and enjoy a long, sexy break. Pay attention to those subtle hints.
Aquarius
JAN. 20-FEB. 18
Two planets are making you paranoid. You’re certain that your girl is having an affair with the milkman. You’re worried that your guy is still longing for his college sweetheart since you intercepted that e-mail from her. Chill out.
Pisces
FEB. 19-MARCH 20
Stop whining about what’s going on in your romantic life. If you’re single, celebrate your freedom. If you’re married, give thanks that you found a partner willing to make such a scary commitment. The new moon says things are pretty darned good.
Aries
MARCH 21-APRIL 19
Sometimes you just need attention. Fire signs are always the happiest when they’re being adored and worshiped. A funky moon has you feeling a bit down on yourself. You need to dress up and go out on the town. Soon you’ll remember how fabulous you really are.
Taurus
APRIL 20-MAY 20
Businesslike Jupiter has you focusing on the bottom line. If you’re not profiting from an investment, it could be time to liquidate. If your current partner is offering you nothing but pain and torture, consider ditching him or her.
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