Gemini
May 21-June 21
Two planets are conspiring to bring you sexual satisfaction. Don’t screw it up. Avoid telling your girlfriend that her new blouse makes her look flat-chested. And this isn’t the best week to remind your guy about his receding hairline, either.
Cancer
June 22-July 22
You’re feeling grounded, thanks to practical Saturn. You’re tidying up loose ends with a former flame. You’ll return his CDs or give back those lipsticks she had stored at your house. You’re so mature that you won’t even throw them in his or her face.
Leo
July 23-Aug. 22
Regrettable actions could come back to haunt you, courtesy of Mercury. Remember when you got drunk at the office party and slept with the chick in human resources? Recall that fateful evening when you bedded two guys at once? You’ll be reminded shortly.
Virgo
Aug. 23-Sept. 22
Communication has gotten so screwy that you could be feeling like you and your honey inhabit different planets. The moon is showing you that you need to talk things over. Express yourself in a loving way, and you’ll be just fine.
Libra
Sept. 23-Oct. 23
Mars is inspiring you to go for it. If you’ve been shy about asking that cute girl out, just do it. Or if you’ve been slyly hinting to a hunky neighbor that you’d love to hook up, stop being so damned coy. It’s time to ask for what you want.
Scorpio
Oct. 24-Nov. 21
You could be reaching the stage of a relationship where you’re feeling under-appreciated. A moon square is exaggerating that sense of being neglected. If you look at things in a cool and sober way, you’ll realize that it’s not so bad.
Sagittarius
Nov. 22-Dec. 21
With Pluto retrograding and heading back into your sign, you could find yourself revisiting issues you thought you’d solved weeks ago. Maybe you need to have “the conversation” a second time with your honey. Don’t avoid big subjects.
Capricorn
Dec. 22-Jan. 19
You’ve been working hard, and it’s time to play a little. Jupiter is showing you that you need to let down your hair and have some fun. Get some friends together for a cocktail party. Invite a former flame over for an evening of seduction. You owe it to yourself.
Aquarius
Jan. 20-Feb. 18
A bouncy sun is increasing your sexual stamina. You’ll entertain your lover for hours and still have energy to spare. Or you’ll go out on three dates in one evening, checking out a bunch of cuties at once. You hedonist, you.
Pisces
Feb. 19-March 20
You and your honey could experience miscommunication, thanks to a moon opposition. Your boyfriend probably didn’t mean it when he called your mom a pig. Your girlfriend probably wasn’t trying to annoy you when she said you’re an idiot.
Aries
March 21-April 19
Just when you thought you had a romantic situation sorted out, things have gone kablooey again. Your ex turned up on your door begging you to take him back. Your former girlfriend e-mailed you at work with a love note. Pluto says, “The drama!”
Taurus
April 20-May 20
The sun has you convinced that your partner doesn’t understand you. Unless your girlfriend’s name is Miss Cleo, she isn’t a mind reader. And if your boyfriend doesn’t wear a turban, it’s unlikely that he possesses the powers of a swami. So speak up.
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