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‘Chicks dig the iPhone.’
— Nick Epper, a 24-year-old graduate student, on why he waited in line Friday with hundreds of people to buy the $199 phone at the flagship Apple store on Manhattan’s Fifth Avenue
‘We’re hoping he picks an idiot as a vice president.’
–Mike Sweeney, head writer for Conan O’Brien’s “Late Night” talk show, who says it’s hard to come up with jokes lampooning Sen. Barack Obama
‘I believe 9/11 could have been prevented if we’d had a Republican president at the time.’
Mike Meehan, a Florida businessman who posted billboards in the Orlando area that said “Please don’t vote for a Democrat” over the picture of the Twin Towers after hijacked airliners hit them on Sept. 11, 2001
