So have you heard about this Brad Pitt guy, the Olympian? He’s a standout on Australia’s boxing team and has no apparent relation to the actor. Doesn’t even look like him. But coming across a celeb name like that on the Olympic roster got us thinking: What if someone were to cast Team USA in a movie? Here’s our best stab at an all-star cast, plus a few nickname suggestions.
THE CRIER Swimming
NATALIE COUGHLIN
KATIE HOLMES
THE TOWER Basketball
SYLVIA FOWLES
GINA TORRES
THE RING BEARER Beach volleyball
KERRI WALSH
BLAKE LIVELY
THE HOTTIE Softball
JENNIE FINCH
JENNY MCCARTHY
THE KING Basketball
LEBRON JAMES
LLOYD BANKS
THE BULLET Sprinting
TYSON GAY
CHRIS BROWN
THE SIDEKICK Beach volleyball
MISTY MAY-TREANOR
KRISTIN DAVIS
Brad Pitt, Australian boxer
Brad Pitt, American actor
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Have a celebrity twin? Show us! Send your pic along with the name of the celeb who shares your style to ritaredeye@tribune.com. RedEye staffer Mike Rich starts it off. Think he’s a ringer for the Mac Guy? Text “twin” and the number of your opinion to 47383. You’ll get the poll results instantly.
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