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AWESOME: Madonna hits the half-century mark.
Or, as they say in the biz, it’s 50 and fabulous!
AWK-WARD: Matthew McConaughey photographed with shirt on. On a surf board.
So is he also gonna wear shirts, like, in the grocery store?
AWESOME: Bill Murray, lord of the parachute.
Almost made that Air & Water show worth all the traffic — and racket
AWESOME: Britney Spears-VMAs speculation.
Whatever she does, it won’t be forgettable.
AWK-WARD: Late chef Julia Child’s secret spy past.
Why she didn’t have a spy-themed cooking show is anyone’s guess.
