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Britney Spears is supposed to open Sunday night’s “MTV Video Music Awards” without actually performing, unlike last year’s disaster. Instead, MTV Networks Music Group President Van Toffler said, she’ll be doing something “fun and unexpected.”
Pop Machine asked readers what “fun and unexpected” thing should Britney Spears do?
“Unexpected? She’ll appear fully clothed and coherent,” commented reader JHP.
Almost every other response was unprintable.
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Read Pop Machine, Mark Caro’s blog about popular culture, at chicagotribune.com/popmachine.
