So, Forbes magazine thinks we’re the most stressful city.
Darn right we are.
Gee, I wonder why. Whatever it is, the Bears aren’t helping.
We may know more when the Bucs come to town. One thing’s for sure — it won’t be a shootout.
C’mon, we’re talking Brian Griese vs. Kyle Orton. Not Elway vs. Marino.
There are a few things I need to see.
First, hang on to the ball. Greg Olsen, you can’t give it up twice like you did last week.
No more brain-camp calls — either from the booth or at the line of scrimmage. Ron Turner, don’t you dare try one of those silly wide receiver screens ever.
Just to refresh the memory — John Shoop was the master at calling the wide receiver screen to Marty Booker, and I think he’s coaching football somewhere in Alaska.
I need Devin Hester to heal his rib injury.
I need Orton to hand off to Matt Forte about 50 times. In the first half. Then toss it to the tight ends, and then launch a couple of deep ones when they’re snoozing.
A quick word on the deep ball. Kyle, you have to start hitting a couple of these. I see you missed a couple of wide-open bombs Sunday. Please correct this.
No need to correct anything on the Cubs — though we need some left-handed bats. Someone tell Kosuke Fukudome that in America, the season goes for 162 games.
As for the White Sox, let’s win the division first before we talk about Joe Crede leaving, Orlando Cabrera leaving, blah blah.
Hey, I don’t know who’s leaving, but after the season, take the whole bullpen with you.
