SHOW PATROL PREVIEW
Premieres and other TV events to watch for this week.
“It’s supposed to be worn the other way, but what would you rather see — shoulder blades or cleavage?”
— Joy Turner (Jaime Pressly, right) tells a reporter she’s wearing her dress backward on the season premiere of “My Name Is Earl.” 7 p.m. Thursday, NBC
“What kind of moron are you, O’Malley? Are you the kind of special moron from the isle of complete and utter morons?”
— Dr. Mark Sloan (Eric Dane, left) berating intern George O’Malley (T.R. Knight) on the season premiere of “Grey’s Anatomy.” 8 p.m. Thursday, ABC
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PREMIERES
MONDAY
Heroes
8 p.m. NBC
It’s going to be harder to tell the good guys from the bad this season. Read what Zachary Quinto, who plays Sylar, had to say at redeyechicago.com/showpatrol.
Other premieres
– “Dancing With the Stars”
7 p.m., ABC
– “The Big Bang Theory”
7 p.m., CBS
– “How I Met Your Mother”
7:30 p.m., CBS
– “Two and a Half Men”
8 p.m., CBS
– “Worst Week” 8:30 p.m., CBS
– “Boston Legal” 9 p.m., ABC
– “CSI: Miami” 9 p.m., CBS
TUESDAY
Law & Order: SVU
9 p.m. NBC
Luke Perry, Sara Gilbert visit.
Other Tuesday premieres
– “Opportunity Knocks”
7 p.m., ABC
– “NCIS” 7 p.m., CBS
– “The Mentalist” 8 p.m., CBS
– “Without a Trace” 9 p.m., CBS
WEDNESDAY
The New Adventures of Old Christine
7 p.m. CBS
Christine proposes to Barb.
Other premieres
– “Knight Rider” 7 p.m., NBC
– “Gary Unmarried” 7:30 p.m., CBS
– “Criminal Minds” 8 p.m., CBS
– “CSI: NY” 9 p.m., CBS
– “Lipstick Jungle” 9 p.m., NBC
THURSDAY
The Office
8 p.m. NBC
Michael tries to get cozy with the new HR rep (Amy Ryan).
Other premieres
– “Ugly Betty” 7 p.m., ABC
– “Survivor” 7 p.m., CBS
– “ER” 9 p.m., NBC
