The Wolf Pack didn’t give out many style awards for celebs at the Emmys.
RALPH FASANO & JEFF WORTH His Stuff
TENNILLE WHITE Designer
PHNEWFULA FREDERIKSEN theredlemonstore.com
DEBRA MESSING
The guys: Like a fine wine, she keeps getting better and better.
Tennille: This dress is delightful.
Phnewfula: A sexy doily.
EVA LONGORIA-PARKER
Dragged through a parking lot too many times — a mess.
Head-to-toe perfection.
I hope she’s hiding a baby under that bow.
KATE WALSH
You should look slinky, not like a slinky.
She is radiant.
She’s a goth chandelier.
JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT
Horrible hair; wrong jewels; stupid dress.
She looks so adorable — like a cute little doll.
Ahhh yes, the dress with octopus tentacles.
KATHY GRIFFIN
Moving up the fashion list.
This entire look is a hot mess.
So they do recycle tacky upholstery.
TARAJI P. HENSON
Classic starlet.
She really tried, but this dress is dated.
She can never get it quite right.
MARCIA CROSS
The guys: We don’t know whether it’s her or the dress that’s gone moldy.
Tennille: She looks like a ballerina on a jewelry box.
Phnewfula: This dress is desperate for a replacement.
JULIA LOUIS-DREYFUS
Ready to compete in the Miss Universe pageant.
This dress looks incredible on her.
Did a salmon barf on her dress?
CYNTHIA NIXON
Great dress, but she has grandma’s hair after a restless night.
I love her, but this dress makes me yawn.
This is just not good.
HOLLY HUNTER
Add a corsage, and it’s a mother-of-the-bride look.
The berry-colored dress is uninspiring, and her hair looks uncombed.
Way too simple for the red carpet. Boo.
TAMARA MELLON
The winner for best mumu goes to …
The dress is not bad, but her accessories are astonishing.
Odd but very beautiful.
MARY-LOUISE PARKER
Great dress done in a cheap color.
Fire your stylist.
A centipede is crawling up her dress.
KATE FLANNERY
Looks like a giant copper penny.
Her skin is too pale for such a rich bronze color.
Bronze looks good on a medal, not on the red carpet.
