I’m getting a divorce! It’s over! O … V … U … R!”
— Kim (Selma Blair, right) tells her mom, Kath (Molly Shannon), that she’s getting divorced, on the series premiere of “Kath & Kim.” 7:30 p.m. Thursday, NBC
“Relax and embrace the awesomeness of the situation: Me, your girlfriend, has a house all to herself.”
— Silver (Erin Stroup, center) tells Dixon (Tristan Wilds) about the awesome time he’s about to have on “90210.”
7 p.m. Tuesday, CW
“I love my ass. It is round and firm and, like, 10 years younger than the rest of me.”
— Violet Turner (Amy Brenneman, left) on “Private Practice.”
8 p.m. Wednesday, ABC
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SERIES PREMIERES
Real Housewives of Atlanta
8 p.m. Tuesday, Bravo
Just like “…of Orange County” and “… of New York” and “…of New Jersey,” except it’s set in Atlanta.
Saturday Night Live Weekend Update Thursday
8:30 p.m. Thursday, NBC
The not-ready-for-prime-time players invade prime time. Expect political skits.
Life on Mars
9 p.m. Thursday, ABC
New York detective Sam Tyler (Jason O’Mara) wakes up after a car accident and finds himself transported back to 1973.
The Eleventh Hour
9 p.m. Thursday, CBS
A biophysicist (Rufus Sewell) and his FBI handler (Marley Shelton) race the clock to solve crimes that involve weird science.
The Starter Wife
8 p.m. Friday, USA
Debra Messing’s mini-series about a Hollywood wife whose hubby dumps her for a younger woman becomes a regular thing.
Testees
9:30 p.m. Thursday, FX
Two friends make their living as guinea pigs for a drug-testing lab called Testico.
SEASON PREMIERES
Dirty Jobs
8 p.m. Tuesday, Discovery
The Sarah Silverman Program
9:30 p.m. Wednesday, Comedy Central
CSI
8 p.m. Thursday, CBS
